Thursday, November 19, 2009

My Edward

While im writing this, iam actually dying with excitement. New Moon will be tomorrow. And my Greenbelt cinema tickets are sitting on my wallet for a week now. Its anticipation to the max. Will it exceed my expectations, or will it be just the first one again, that if not for my hot white Edward, millions wont swoon.  And seeing Jacob buffer than that of the first install. Dakota Fanning being in the cast as one of the wives of the Voltouri. And seeing cute little Alice again with the pixie hair as opposed to her soft wavy hair in real life. The look of Jasper, as if hes been bitten by a vampire, that he is the vampire.

My wanderer mind got me thinking, what if Edward is real, in real life. Would you like to be bitten by the love struck vampire? Is love that big a thing to sacrifice everyone you love, and everything that you have for the love of the immortal?

My rundown of the Edward qualities that everyone loves and goes gaga with:
- Rich
- Caring
- Gentleman
- Atheletic
- Smart
- Articulate
- Drop dead gorgeous
- He screwed up all men because every woman wants a piece of him.

Imagine this, if you will be immortal like him, no death. I remember my childhood secret little wish, not to die. It suddenly refreshed my memory, that before going to bed at night, i say a little prayer(nah, its not that song), asking God that my whole family wont die ever. Lol! It will be nice to fulfill the impossible. Like with all those money, i can buy all the Birkins, Channels, Vuittons, Guccis and Pradas. The book says woman vampires gets so much prettier and oh, well, sexier. What a sight of Xoxo, Lucy in a Herve Ledger bondage dress and a Louboutin shoes totting the most covetted Birkin or Kelly. And you can be around the world in a zap. New York, Paris Champs Elysees, Londons Bond Street, LA, Tokyo and the list goes on. In a zap right? Cars are not just toys for the big boys. Vampire be it, ill spin in Nissan Skyline 2009 GTR in full speed. And whats a Lambo for a nice country ride, or a Ferrari to rock the city at night. They said, vampires have special qualities from their human life that they carried over. What could be mine? The power of talk? Like i can speak the speed of Schumacher's Scuderia Ferrari team banging on Grand Prix. Funny!

And you can put your being a blood sucker to good cause. With that much dough, you can donate some to charity. A lot of people needs sos. Whats a big heart every now and then?

There are two sides of a coin - cliche. The downside of it all, i dont want to be a mestiza. Tanning is the new thing. Not too much of it though. Like what i always say, Black is beautiful, too much is charcoal. And im a self proclaimed beach bunny less the swimming ability. What about Malibu? Or Maldives and Ibiza. And my first love, Boracay. Diamonds are a girls bestfriend. But a sun stricken vampire isnt a BFF at all. Imagine all those girls in skimpy swimsuits running their hearts out and struggling to keep those strings intack. Wait now, thats a double take, on a bitch side of view, that can be a wonderful sight to see. ;p
A vampires love is forever. And isnt it suppose to be forever too for humans? Above all things, i guess, this is the quality i want to have most fervently. Love is eternal. Its the most beautiful gift of all. The world offers a lot of love, and we are yet to appreciate it.

Going back to the question...

My the moment answer? YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! Come hell or high waters!

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